Roblox has so many vile and horrible people on it and I would never actually recommend anybody sign up unless there are one or two very specific games you want to play on it. but to those who already have an account you must master the skill of psycho-parrying to deflect and counter any psychic warfare tactics the trolls might be using.
Wind: Oh, oh! I’ll go first! Sky, your swordsmanship is absolutely amazing, along with your woodcarving and harp playing!
Sky: Aw, thank you Wind! Your positive attitude and stubbornness in doing the right thing is truly admirable!
Wind: :D
Hyrule: Uhhh… Time, you’re really good at keeping us all in line without being too harsh. I know it has to be hard.
Time: Thank you, Traveler. I know for a fact your instincts and magic are second to none. There’s no one I can hope to rely on more.
Four: Twi, you have a unparalleled sense for when someone is doing stupid shit.
Twilight: …Thank you? For you, Smithy, you’re incredibly observant, and a great secret keeper.
Wild: I’ll go next! Vet, you have a bunch of really cool and really shiny things you somehow know how to use! It’s incredible how you were able to get it all, you’re a very hard worker.
Legend: It’s too early in the morning to be feeling happy. Wild, you’re an amazing cook and you its clear you care deeply for those around you. Even if it results in dumb acts such as jumping in front of a ‘blin’s weapon for Wind.
Legend: Captain.
Warriors: Yeah?
Legend: Sometimes you’re not just an asshole. Sometimes you’re an asshole with good ideas.
Time: Well, there was that one time where I traveled to a different world, was the only Hylian there, and the only goal was to beat random people in a fight.
